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LETS SHIP BITCHEEEEEES
(formerly totheclotpole)
Welcome to the multi-fandom blog of a 16 year old English tea lover with a strange attraction to swords, anime- namely Free! and SNK, Tom Hiddleston's facial hair and all things Tolkien.


Featuring the shenanigans from the Enterprise, Helicarrier, The Normandy, Camelot, 221B, Hogwarts, the Impala and also generally anything that makes me laugh.

Live long and suck it mortals!

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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.




ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this




bluehairedmullet:

FREE !桜玖 
Please do not remove source



uberlichous:

I’ve been itching to make a Dwarf Inquisitor concept for the past few days and I finally did it. Also have a pair of goof dwarves freaking out BECAUSE LIGHTNING HANDS.







thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Cat: ARE HUMANS OUT?
Cat 2: THEY’RE GONE
TIME TO FIND WHERE THEY ARE HIDING THE CATNIP

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Cat: ARE HUMANS OUT?

Cat 2: THEY’RE GONE

TIME TO FIND WHERE THEY ARE HIDING THE CATNIP




3 lines to break a marvel fan in split second 

darlingcap:

  • I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without, that’s you.
  • I didn’t do it for him.
  • I’m with you til the end of the line.




‘The Ring! The Ring!’ they cried with deadly voices; and immediately their leader urged his horse forward into the water, followed closely by two others.

The Ring! The Ring!’ they cried with deadly voices; and immediately their leader urged his horse forward into the water, followed closely by two others.




mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)